• me: what do i do to find out about my future
  • me: *calls 911*
17.Sep.14 10 hours ago

deansass:

the-kellic-ship:

deansass:

dear Australians,

Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!

sincerely,

Canadians

can Americans come too

no

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rain-force:

when someone starts zapping at your home:
image

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contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

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sassykardashian:

sexuality: thunder storms

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